First I'll share a picture of a sample ID card included in a wallet (courtesy of boingboing.net)
It starts out with good intentions. Name? Check. Full address info? Check. Multiple telephone numbers? Check. Pizza? uh...check. Underwear size and type? OK, that's going too far. Should've stopped at "pizza."
Which reminds me...
Today a student walked in on me while I was eating my lunch. I had gone to the local Subway earlier in the day to help support their campaign for 5 dollar foot longs. At first, the student complimented my sandwich by saying, "It smells good." To which, I offered my appreciation in return. The student came closer and noted, "Mmm...It looks good too." I was just about to say "Thank you." when the student asked, "Can I have a bite?" I told the student to kindly leave. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Should've stopped at "It looks good."
I like the ID card...that is very interesting... Yum... that looks good! Kids these days! One time me and David was eating a cinnamon roll and this one Asian kid came up to us and asked us what it was, how did you make it and then proceeded to ask us if he could have some...WHAT?! go back to TVA.
ReplyDelete