Revelation of the Day

"So that's why we had to take Creative Writing in college." -- A co-worker's sarcastic comment after he mentioned that he had to really stretch the truth to write a letter of recommendation for a student. *BONUS* Here are some of our suggestions for his letter of rec.: 'shows excellent potential', 'showed steady improvement (grades were at an F and moved up to a C by the end of the semester)', 'does NOT have a sloped forehead', and 'knuckles show no visible scarring from excessive dragging'.