Quote of the Day (calculator)

"I'm not texting; it's the calculator." - Defensive quote from a high school student who refused to put her phone away instead of doing her work. When I began to list all the reasons why I knew it wasn't the calculator: two thumbed input, no paper in front of her, green speech bubbles on her screen, etc. She gasped and barked, "MISTER! Were you reading my texts?" Case closed. (1/22/13)