Quote of the Day (gum)

Student: "Mister, do you want some gum?"
Me: "No, thank you."
Student: "It's really good gum."
Me: "No, thank you."
Student: "Is it because we're still in class?"
Me: "Yes."
Student: "It's only 5 more minutes till recess."
Me: "No, thank you."
Student (getting flustered): "You sure you don't want some gum?"
Me: "No, thank you."
Student: "It'll change your life!"
Me: "No, thank you."
Student: "C'mon Mister, it's a social experiment, you were supposed to say 'yes'."
Me: "No, thank you."
(8/21/14)