Quote of the Day (rap)

"Mister, you have to read this to all your students in your next class." - Demand from a high school student who wrote the following rap verse on my whiteboard. (10/29/14)

"♫ Don't do drugs in the bushes with the bugs, or you'll be ugz and most likely to get mugged...rolled up in a rug, by a real-deal thug who's feeling fresh and smug...cause you don't need weed and you don't need to feed on mary-j plants that you stash in your pants, feeling so fanc...y, antsy and kind of dancy, getting footloose at Sadies with a moose. Flapping like a goose cause you did drugs uce...you should put it down and represent your town, not with a frown, looking like a clown, cause clowns do ice, they think it will suffice, but it doesn't do the job, you stand there looking like a fob, all square like sponge bob...Living in his pineapple under the sea...feeling high like the peeps in the yellow submarine...puff the magic dragon can't help you now, your doing drugs in the bushes looking like a cow...like how do you do that? Drugs and stuff...I think we all have had enough...so stop doing drugs, throw it down and swerve! Something something something you just got served. ☺︎ This rap was made by a sober person. ♫"