Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Quote of the Day (America)

Student 1 gleefully enters class pointing to his garish red and blue hat covered in white stars: "U-S-A! U-S-A! Look! I'm patriotic today."
Student 2: "It was probably made in China."
Student 1 takes off his hat to check: "Mister, do you have a pair of scissors so I can cut off the label?"
(8/15/16)

No comments:

Post a Comment