Student 1: "When I turn 35, I'm going to run for president. I'll be the first Asian president. Would you vote for me?"
Student 2: "I would never vote for you. If anything, I would assassinate you."
Coworker: "(to Student 2) Is Student 1 the one I see you holding hands with in the hall? Are you dating?"
Student 1: (painfully) "Noooooooooooo."
Student 2 drops to the floor.
(10/7/16)
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