Quote of the Day (diary pt. 1)

Student: "Mister, do you keep a diary?"
Me [confused at the randomness of the question]: "No. Why?"
Student: "I mean, do you write things down? Like do you write down some of the things students say?"
Me [suspicious that this student found my blog]: "I've thought about it."
Student [smiling with no sign of knowing about my blog]: "Because we say some of the stupidest stuff. I think it would be really funny if someone wrote it down so we could read it back later." (9/5/17)