Quote of the Day (Kailua)

Student: “Mister, do you live in Kailua?”
Me: “No.”
Student: “Are you sure? Or were you just in Kailua?”
Me: “No, I haven’t been there in about a year. Why?”
Student: “Oh, I was there and saw your car pass by. I guess it wasn’t you.”
(12/8/17)