Quote of the Day (lockdown)

Student: “Mister, did you hear that [teacher’s name] almost hit [administrator’s name]?”
Me: “What? Hit? As in with a car?”
Student: “No with a pole.”
Me: “???”
Student: “During the lockdown drill, [administrator] came into our classroom and [teacher] thought it was an intruder so he almost hit her.”
It turns out, administration couldn’t get a hold of the teacher to inform him that the drill was over so an administrator was sent to communicate its conclusion. She had tried to yell through the door but got no response so she used a key to open the door much to the surprise of the teacher. (2/22/18)