Quote of the Day (breathing)

Student 1 [to Student 2 in the middle of a test]: “Argh! Stop it!”
Me: “What’s going on? Is everything OK?”
Student 1: “Mister, it’s her breathing. It’s so loud. I can’t focus. It’s distracting me.”
Me: “You do realize that by yelling about it, you’re now distracting everyone, right?”
Student 1: “Yeah, but her brother does it to. [mimics heavy breathing] I worry about them. It sounds so unhealthy.” (4/5/18)