Quote of the Day (dream)

Student [entering the class]: “Mister! You were in my dream last night?”
Me: “Uh oh. What was I doing?”
Student: “You were telling me what to do. ‘Do this!’ ‘Don’t do that!’”
Me [relieved]: “Did I have my voice back? What did I sound like?”
Student: “You sounded like my parents.” (10/2/18)