Quote of the Day (sick)

The following are some comments made by students upon my return from missing my first couple of days due to illness in over two and a half years.
Student 1: “Mister, you’re back! I may or may not have started a rumor that you died.”
Student 2: “When [student name] told me you were absent, I said we’d better call 9-1-1 to make sure you were OK.”
Student 3: “Did the sub say anything about an explosion?” [Turns out someone spilled cheerios during class]
Student 4: “Mister, I heard you died.” (2/28/19)