Quote of the Day (prank)

Student [entering the class]: "Yo! Mister, are you pranking us?"
Me: "???"
Student: "I saw what I got on my test. Is this some kind of a joke?"
Me: "No. I would never play a joke with your grades."
Student: "Really!? So I did that bad?"
Me: "If that's what the grade said. I don't remember everyone's scores."
Student: "Man! I thought I did so good...I didn't know how to do the first page, but I thought I knew how to do the rest."
The test was only two pages.
(9/17/19)