Student [at the beginning of class]: "I shaved my legs last night!"
Me: "Why are you telling me this? I don't need to know that."
Student: "Mister, sometimes I just think out loud. You know like this one time, I was in my room by myself..."
Me: "Wait. Are you talking to me or are you thinking out loud right now?"
Student 1: "I'm talking to you. So anyway, I was in my room by myself , and I said, 'I'm really tired.' My mom heard me and asked, 'Who's there in your room?'"
About 15 minutes later in the middle of a quiet class:
Student: "Ho! My legs are so itchy!" (11/15/19)
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