Student: “Mister, do you have any food?”
Me [hesitantly]: “Yes...”
Student: “Do you have any food you can give me?”
Me: “No. Besides, I already gave you food.”
Student: “What!? That was last week. Please, I don’t have any food, and my iron levels are low.”
Me: “I bailed you out once; it’s not my job to feed you. Wait! What is that?”
Student [pulling a banana out of her bag]: “It’s my banana.”
Me: “I thought you just told me you didn’t have any food?”
Student: “Well, yeah. This banana got all smushed in my bag.” (12/9/19)
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