Student: “Mister, as I was getting out of the car for school, my mom handed me a rose this morning.”
Me: “Aw. That was nice of her.”
Student: “No. It wasn’t for me.”
Me: “Oh, I thought she was giving you a Valentine’s gift.”
Student: “No. She said, ‘Here, take this rose. This is for you to give to any girl that you like.’”
Me: “So who did you give the rose to?”
Student: “NOBODY! I don’t want to tell a girl that I like her on Valentine’s Day.” (2/14/20)
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