Student 1: "Mister, if I shave my head can I dress up as you for Halloween?"
Student 2: "Do it!"
Student 2 [turning to me]: "Would you be offended?"
Me: "No."
Student 2: "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Student 1: "No. Wait! Don't say it. I want to be surprised."
Student 2 [to me]: "Do you even know what you're going to dress up as for Halloween?"
Me [lying]: "Yes. It's going to be great."
Student 2 [excitedly]: "Oh? I can't wait to see what it is."
Me: "Well, what day is Halloween?"
Student 2 [looking it up]: "It says it's a Sunday."
Me: "I guess you won't be around to see it then." (9/27/21)
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