Me [to Student 1]: “Why do you have a potato?”
Student 1: “Oh, it’s actually a present from Student 2.”
Me: “That’s an odd thing to give as a present.”
Student 1 [clutching the potato]: “It’s actually the best present he’s ever given me.”
Me: “What!? That’s not a very high bar.”
Student 1: “One time he gave me a pregnancy test for my birthday. So, yeah, I’my happy to get a potato.” (12/7/21)
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