Monday, January 31, 2022

Quote of the Day (broken)

A few weeks ago, Student lifted her backpack and rested it on my desk. The desk promptly tipped over from the weight and clattered to the floor. As I helped the Student pick up her things, I commented on how heavy the backpack looked.

Student [entering class this morning]: “Mister, do you remember my heavy backpack?”

Me: “Yes.”

Student: “It finally broke yesterday.”

Me [admiring the new backpack]: “This one doesn’t look much lighter. What happened to the old one?”

Student: “Oh, ha ha. When I tried to zip up the old one, the zipper just broke, and it couldn’t close.” (1/31/22)

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