Monday, April 25, 2022

Quote of the Day (heart attack)

 Student 1 [entering the class]: "Oh Mister! You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

Me: "Huh? Why?"

Student 1 [pointing to the board where I had written how many school days were left to turn in any late work]: "At first I thought that's how many days were left in school."

Student 2: "Oh, when do we finish school?"

Me [pulling up a calendar and changing the month from April to May]: "The 26th I believe."

Student 2: "The 26th!? But today is the 25th already."

Me: "The 26th of May. Next month, not this month." (4/25/22)

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