Student [entering the class]: "I'm hungry. Mister, do you have any food?"
Me: "Yes and no."
Student: "??? So you don't have any food?"
Me: "No, I have food."
Student: "So why did you say 'Yes and no.'?"
Me: "Because I'm already answering the question you were going to ask next."
Student: "??? Never mind." (9/16/22)
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