Student 1 [grinning as she enters the class]: "Mister, I have a quote for you."
Me: "Oh? Is this something you said?"
Student 1: "No, but it's something one of your students said this morning."
Me [highly intrigued]: "Go on."
Student 1 [struggling to hold in the laughter]: "So your student said, 'Jesus probably had a mullet.'"
Me: "Wait! What? What is the context of this?"
Apparently a student expressed his desire to get a mullet haircut but complained that his mom wouldn't let him. As a way to help justify getting a mullet, my student said the aforementioned quote. (10/25/22)
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