Friday, January 6, 2023

Quote of the Day (North Korea)

 Student [joking that his parents are Korean]: "The northern kind."

Me: "How did they escape?"

Student: "They didn't. They're spies."

Me: "That would make them really terrible spies."

Student: "Every morning they wake us up and make us salute the Uns."

Me: "??? The who?"

Student: "The Uns."

Me: "Who are the Uns?"

Student: "You know, like Kim Jong-UN."

Me: "Do you really think his last name is Un?"

Student: "It's not Un?" (1/6/23)

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