Student 1 [looking at his school lunch plate]: "I dunno. I trust the beans more than I trust the chicken."
Student 2: "What? I would totally eat that chicken. The beans...I'm not so sure."
Student 3: "You have to understand that when Student 1 goes hiking that's all he brings."
Student 2: "What's all he brings?"
Student 3: "Beans. That's all he eats on campouts."
Student 2: "So he doesn't eat meat?"
Student 4: "What!? Student 1 is going vegan?"
Student 3: "No, he's going bea-gan." (2/3/23)
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