Student 1 walks into class after being absent the last few days.
Student 2 and Student 3: "Hey!" "Student 1 is back."
Student 4: "Where were you?"
Student 1: "I was sick."
Student 4 [jokingly]: "Did you have COVID?"
Student 1: "No, I tested positive."
Students 2, 3, and 4 all recoil and keep their distance.
Student 1 [looking around]: "What?"
Student 2: "Why are you at school if you have COVID?"
Student 1: "I don't have COVID."
Student 3: "But you said you tested positive."
Student 1 [thinks and finally realizes]: "Yeah, doesn't it mean you don't have...oh, never mind. I meant to say I tested negative. I just got my signs mixed up." (4/10/22)
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