Student 1: "Do you want to hear my appendix pick up line?"
Student 2 [groaning]: "No. I already heard it, remember?"
Student 1 [to me]: "Mister, do you want to hear my appendix pick up line? I'm very proud of it."
Me [trepidatiously]: "Sure."
Student 1 [stands up straighter]: "Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because you make my stomach feel things, and I want to take you out."
Student 3 [shaking her head]: "No. Just no." (11/22/23)
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