Student 1: "I swear [teacher name] only gives you an A if you either have red hair or if you know their family."
Me: "If that's what you think, there's only one solution."
Student 1: "What's that?"
Me: "Dye your hair red."
Student 1: "But that wouldn't work. They already know this is my natural hair color."
Me [shaking my head]: "No, all you have to do is tell them..."
Student 2 [smiling as she knows what I'm about to say and finishes my sentence]: "All you have to do is tell them you've been dying your hair all this time and now your hair is read because you finally stopped." (1/17/24)
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