"Funny" Quote of the Day

"Tell them about the bathroom story." -- A mother's embarrassing prodding of her son to explain to a group of 20+ strangers what happened to him during his homestay in Japan. The poor guy's eye's went wide, his face got flushed, and he could only look at the floor shaking his head for the next few minutes while the mother went ahead and told the story anyway. At the end, she turned to her son and said, "See! That was funny, not embarrassing."