"Mister, I can't breathe." - Statement from a high school senior who was wearing a shirt that was at least three times smaller than what he normally wears. Apparently, he forgot his gym clothes and found the biggest shirt in the lost and found bin. The absolute absurdity of seeing a big guy in such a tiny shirt was exacerbated by two things:
1 - My other student who was in the class to do make up work couldn't stop laughing and said, "You can't breathe? I can't breathe!"
2 - A few minutes later, his sister came walking by and yelled at him for wearing his shirt. When she found out it wasn't hers, she began to walk away only to be called back by the student who ran out the door. From the corner of my eye, I saw that he had recruited his sister to try and pull off the tiny shirt so he could finally change. (4/29/16)
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