Student 1: "Mister, if I send you my essay, can you print it for me please? Oh, but you can't read it."
Me: "I already see a typo. Would you like to fix it before I print it?"
Student 1: "Where? You promised you wouldn't read it!"
Student 2: "He's just trying to help you. Hurry up and fix it!"
Me: "In your first sentence, you forgot to capitalize 'I'."
Student 2: "Oh my gosh. I can't believe you..."
Me: "WOW! You forgot to capitalize a lot of your 'I's!"
Student 1: "What!? How did I miss all of that?"
Me: "Because your eyes were too small."
Students 2 & 3 start laughing
[awkward 30 seconds later]
Student 1: "I don't get it."
(4/14/16)
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