Student 1: "Hey Mister! When's your birthday?"
Me: "Jun...wait, why?"
Student 2: "[Student 1] wants to know when you were conceived."
Me: "WHAT!?"
Student 1 [busy opening some website that calculates back approximately 9 months from your birthday]: "Yeah. It turns out I was conceived on Valentine's Day, and [Student 2] was conceived on the Fourth of July!" (5/15/17)
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