Student [walking into the room well before the start of class]: "Hi Mister."
Me: "What are you doing here? I thought you had a field trip."
Student: "...Oh yeah."
Me: "Wow! How is it that I know your schedule better than you?"
Student: "Oh no, I don't have any money to buy lunch."
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Student: "Oh well, I can skip eating."
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Student: "Oh, I also need a change of clothes."
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Student: "Oh well, I'll dry out in the bus."
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Student [turns around and walks out]: "Thanks for reminding me Mister." (5/2/17)
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