Quote of the Day (face paint)

“Mister, if you paint your face... No, if you paint just half your face red, I bet you’ll get the highest teacher ratings ever.” - Comment from a high school student who is desperately trying to get me to paint my face for a school pep rally which coincidentally falls on the same day that I have to distribute surveys to my students to rate my performance as a teacher. (11/14/17)