Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Quote of the Day (hoarder)

Student 1: “Hey! Are those my pants?”
Me [to student 2]: “Did you steal [Student 1]’s pants?”
Student 2: “No. These are the pants that he traded to me for a hamburger.”
Student 1: “Oh yeah, now I remember.”
Me: “Wait! You traded a pair of pants for a hamburger?”
Student 2: “Yeah, he has lots of clothes.”
Student 1: “I just collected a bunch of clothes over the years.”
Me: “Are you a hoarder?”
Student 1: “No. I just don’t get rid of stuff.” (11/21/17)

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