Monday, November 26, 2018

Quote of the Day (germ-x)

Student sneezes into his hands.
Me: “Bless you.”
Student [approaching me with cupped hands filled with sprayed saliva]: “Aaaaahhhh! Germ-x! Germ-x!”
Me [pointing to a stack of paper towels]: “Ew! Go wipe your hands first.”
Student [confused]: “What do you want me to do?”
Does that mean he just wanted me to squirt some hand sanitizer in his hands so he could mix it with all the spittle? (11/26/18)

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