Student [motioning to his swollen hand]: “Mister! Do you have a bag of ice?”
Me: “Huh? Oh, you should probably go to the health room.”
Student: “No, thank you. I just need a bag of ice.”
Me: “I know. You can probably get one from the health room.”
Student: “But I just thought you would have one.”
Me: “Why would I have a bag of ice?”
Student: “Because you have all kinds of things.”
Me [intrigued]: “Like what?”
Student: “Well, you have calculators, paper towels, pencils, computers, and you gave me an eraser one time.” (11/13/18)
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