Thursday, March 28, 2019

Quote of the Day (sixty thousand)

Student [after furiously researching something on her computer]: “OK. Now all I need is sixty thousand dollars.”
Me [looking at what she had been researching]: “A gold Rolex?! Really?” (3/25/19)
Two days later.
Student: “Do you know any places that are hiring?”
Me: “No. Why? I thought you already have a job.”
Student: “MISTER! How else am I going to get my sixty thousand dollars?”
Edit (3/27/19)

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