Quote of the Day (STD)

Student 1 talks to Student 2 about a conversation she overheard in the bathroom.
Student 1: “So, the girl asked, ‘Does it burn when you pee?’”
Student 2: “Ew.”
Student 1: “Yeah, so I’m pretty sure she has herpes.”
Student 2: “How do you know?”
Student 1: “Or maybe she has gonorrhea.”
Student 2: “What is that?”
Student 1: “I’m not sure, but it sounds like diarrhea.”
Student 2: “Hang on, I’m looking it up.”
Student 1: “Mister, is gonorrhea like diarrhea but worse?” (3/27/19)