Student 1 [running away from where she was standing]: “AHHHHH! It’s a bee!”
Student 2: “Where!?”
Student 1: “Why did it have to land on my desk? Kill it!”
Student 2: “No, don’t kill it.”
Student 1: “But it’s on my desk! I don’t want it to bite me.”
Student 2: “So? Don’t kill it. Besides, bees don’t bite.”
Student 1: “Then can you get rid of it for me?”
Student 2 walks up to the desk with a piece of paper ready to shoo the bee then pauses.
Student 1: “C’mon! Get rid of it please.”
Student 2: “I can’t. I’m afraid it might bite me now.”
Student 3 rolls his eyes, takes off his shoe, calmly walks over, and smacks the bee. (5/3/19)
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