Quote of the Day (mints)

Me [sharing some mints with Student 1]: “The other one is for Student 2.”
Student 1: “OK. I’ll give it to her when she comes in.”
A few minutes later.
Me [to Student 1]: “Did you share with Student 2?”
Student 2: “Share what?”
Student 1: “No. She said she doesn’t like mints.”
Me [to Student 2]: “Is that true? I’m sorry. I’ll find something else for you.”
Student 1 [grinning]: “She said she doesn’t like mints...because she likes to have stink breath.”
Student 2: “What!? That’s not true! Gimme those mints.” (5/2/19)