Student: "Mister, [teacher name] gave me a bag of stale cheetos today."
Me: "Um...OK."
Student: "When I looked closer, I saw that there was a hole in the bag. Do you think I could sue them?"
Me: "If you do, almost all your teachers will stop giving food to their students."
Student: "...oh." (9/20/23)
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