Student 1 [entering the classroom]: "They wouldn't be able to hurt us."
Student 2 [entering behind Student 1]: "Yeah, they could. They're smart. They could totally figure out how to pull a trigger."
Student 1: "That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that their fingers would be too big to fit in the trigger guard so they wouldn't be able to pull the trigger even if they figured out that's what they had to do."
Me: "???"
Student 2 [laughing]: "Oh, sorry. We're just talking about what would happen if we armed gorillas." (9/27/23)
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