Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Quote of the Day (murder by peanut)

 Student 1 [angrily]: "Bro! You straight up almost murdered me!"

Me: "???"

Student 2: "What? How? What did I do?"

Student 1 [angrily shaking some food in Student 2's direction]: "This has peanuts!"

Student 2: "Yeah, and?"

Student 1 [to me]: "Mister, can I go use the bathroom?"

Me: "Sure. How bad is your allergy?"

Student 1: "It's pretty serious."

Me: "Go now then. Will you be OK?"

Student 1: "Yeah."

Student 2: "Wait!? What is going on?" (8/23/22)

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