Student 1 [to Student 2 as I walked by]: "I have these peanut butter crackers."
Student 2: "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Be careful. Mister is allergic."
Student 1: "Mister is allergic to peanuts?"
Student 2: "Yeah. He told us this after that incident with [Student Name]."
Student 1: "Mister, are you really allergic to peanuts?"
Me: "Yes. Why do you not believe me? Why would I lie about it?"
Student 1: "I don't know. Maybe because you wanted us to be careful."
Me: "That would be like me teaching with this voice, but really I talk differently outside of school. Maybe I teach choir or something. What would I gain from that?"
Student 2: "WHAT!? Oh my gosh!"
Student 2 [continuing in a hushed voice like mine]: "That would be so cool. I want to be a teacher just so I can do that." (8/30/22)
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