Friday, August 12, 2022

Quote of the Day (tomato sauce)

 Student 1: "Mister, can I step outside for a moment?"

Me [looking puzzled]: "Why? What's going on?"

Student 1 [rubbing his stomach in discomfort]: "I ate too much tomato sauce."

Me [looking more puzzled]: "Um..."

Student 2 [starts waving his hand in front of his face]: "Phew! I wish I was wearing a mask right now."

Me [connecting the dots]: "Sure. Go step outside if you need to." (8/12/22) 

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